interviewer: "good afternoon, how are you?"
zarif: "good afternoon, i'm fine, thank you!"
interviewer checked my application form for awhile.
interviewer: "so you did apply for the JAPAN,what do you know about that country?"
zarif: ''well, Japan has a unique culture. Ermm... it is known as a LAND OF THE RISING SUN which is compromises over 3000 islands. Japanese is also known as a strong nation, hard-working and
respect to each other. Japan is a successful in economics and has high achievement in SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY!''
interviewer: "good,good,good! but why you choose to go to JAPAN?"
zarif: ''well, i want to widen my knowledge and i am very keen to see their high speed train, Tokyo town, Kimonos, Sushis and many more.''
interviewer: ''okay, what do you know about Malaysian's culture?
zarif: "erm,what i know about Malaysia is that it has a different race with different culture and festival. for chinese, their celebration and festival is CHINESE NEW YEAR a.k.a THE LUNAR NEW YEAR....."
interviewer: what is LUNAR?
zarif: huh?? errr. MOON!
interviewer: okay. What is other name for SUN?
zarif: huhh?? errr. errrr. errrrrr. sorry, dont know.
interviewer: haha! it is SOLAR.
zarif: what? yeah! i almost want to say that!
interviewer: grr. okay, tell me about your co-curiculum.
zarif: when i was form3, i win......bla.....bla.....blaaa.....
interviewer: ohh. Who is our Sultan Selangor?
zarif: Sultan Sharrifuddin Idris Shah.
interviewer: good. how about RUKUN NEGARA?
zarif: kepercayaan kepada TUHAN
kesetiaan kepada raja dan negara
errr.soorrry, dont remember.
interviewer: what? every morning at school assembly, they never read RUKUN negara?
zarif: no.
interviewer: well, you have to. but it's okayh.
zarif: thank you.
interviewer: so, you are a science student. are you taking BIO?
zarif: no.
interviewer : Chem?
zarif: yess.
interviewer: oh no. i afraid i have to say this. the departure to JAPAN is much ealier than others and it is during your Chemistry Paper in SPM. so you cannot go to JAPAN unless you want to failes your CHEM.
zarif: omg. why should i want to fail my paper? no way.
interviewer: then, there is no way you can go there. But i suggest you go to USA.
zarif: errr. that one-year program? no thank you, ma'am.
interviewer: i'm sooryy.But you can apply again next year.haha. okay, that's all,Zarif.
you may go now.
zarif: thank you!
interviewer: okay.
i left with sadness.
hahahaha... i nak tergelak kat part rukun negara. Ade ke u tak ingat rukun negara... adoiyai..
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